this is where it may get messy

oh! i just realized something! i have zero followers. aw shucks, nobody loves me. i think i'll go home now...


in other news. this morning (this one is for the books, i actually woke up with enough time to flat iron the fuck out of my hair) i turned off the coffee pot, gave my neck and cleavage a little spritz, opened my messy jewelry box... and... GASP!!! my Tiffany earrings are not there!! my little silver ball earrings are not there! the precious gift from my mom a few years back are not there!!

oh boy... check the bathroom sink, check the end table, check pockets.. frantically check everything that can be pulled open and and slammed shut in my bedroom. nothing.

get to work. coffee pot explodes on me. get handed a million projects. sigh deeply.

all the while i am visualizing every outfit i have worn in the past week, every drawer i have opened, every place i have been.

and then it hits me like a train...

the last time i remember physically touching them was the last time i went to visit The Athlete. one had fallen out of my ear and i had decided to remove both of them.

there are two more places i can check when i get home tonight. i pray to my lucky stars that they are in my apartment.
otherwise i will be making a call i do not wish to make.