i'm paying for this... what's the harm in effing with the douchehats?

oh boy...
although my profile says i am a liberal blond with huge ambition, my matches have been consisting of... wait for it... REPUBLICANS!
hardcore republicans.

two matches have pictures of themselves at a Mitt Romney fundraiser. it's almost surreal.

because i am a troublemaker at heart, i have decided to pretend i am interested in one of the matches who seemed like he was on a mission from god to land a cute republican wife. i posed the question, "how important are politics and political views to you?"
the response went something like this: "i don't think bush was terrible and there were many things he did that i supported. i don't support gay marriage and a lot of other things that crazy liberals find worthwhile. i do not like obama and do not think he will have any positive impact on this country or world."


my response went something like this: "dear short,balding teacher who is only 34, (editor's note: i didn't really write that! i'm not that much of a heartless bitch) i hope this isn't offensive but i, like the bazillions of americans who voted for him, have intense hope in obama after the previous administration fucked everything up (editor's note: i don't start cussing until i actually meet these douchehats). before i officially close this match... i have some advice for you... when chatting with a stranger whom you hope to bed at a future time do not give such opinionated answers. may obama severely disappoint you as a leader of our suffering country."

that was amusing. i posed the same question for douchebag #2. no response yet.